Furry Funnies!

Here are some pawsome  jokes!

Q: What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?

A: A DinoSNORE!

Q: What’s an ocean’s favorite hairstyle?

A: Wavy!

Q: What kind of lion lives at the park?

A: Dandelion!

Q: What do you call a scared dinosaur?

A: A nervous rex!

Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

A: Because they’re always stuffed!

Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?

A: A spelling bee!

Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

A: HIP-HOP

 

Q: How do you clean a tuba?

A: With a TUBA toothpaste!

Q: Where can you play elastic guitar?

A: In a RUBBER band!

Q: How do you cut the ocean in half?

A:With a SEA-SAW!

Q: What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

A: Nothing, they just WAVED!

Q: What songs do planets sing?

A: NEPTUNES!

Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?

A: The SNOWBALL!

Q: What shivers at the bottom of the sea?

A: A NERVOUS WRECK!

Q: Why was the broom late?

A: It OVERSWEPT! 

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A BullDOZER! 

Q: Why do some fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! 

Q: Why did the computer go see a doctor?

A: It had a VIRUS! 

Q: Whad did the dollar bill say to the coins?

A: You’ve CHANGED! 

Q: What did one banana say to the other?

A: Let’s SPLIT! 

Q: What’s a baker’s favorite game?

A: Tic Tac DOUGH! 

Q: Why was the kid afraid of the computer?

A: He was afraid it would BYTE! 

Q: What’s a computer’s favorite dance?

A: DISKO! 

Q: Why’d the spider want a computer?

A: To get on the WEB! 

You can find these in the local newspaper in Build-A-Bearville!

107 responses

10 01 2009
bearfun

lol i love all of them they are all very hilarious

11 01 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Haha! I know! They’re hysterical!

17 01 2009
bearfun

hey gianna check out my blog please I am tiffanyballerina74 and my blog is http://www.babvinsider14.wordpress.com, leave comments is ur blog new I remember when i first created my blog its hard work isnt it ? Well check out my blog and leave a comment I will be glad to hear from you!

18 01 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Awesome blog! I love it!

24 01 2009
shortie

lol i love the rubber band one

24 01 2009
koolkucumber

LOL

27 01 2009
pandagirl96

ROFL THOSE ARE FUNNY

27 01 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

I know, right? I love the Furry Funnies!

31 01 2009
sarahp0pstar40

Rofl lol ha ha ha ha ha… :)

31 01 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Hahahahaha.. I know… I love them…

12 07 2009
ABBYYOUROCK734

I REALLY LOVE THESE JOKES. THEY ARE FUNNY

31 01 2009
sarahp0pstar40

Hey Gianna!! I made some of my blog! :D U should check it out. Its called Sarahp0pstar’s blog! Thanks!!!! o and please comment on mine too

1 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Sure thing! I’ll check it out right now Sarah. :]

1 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

I tried to look for it, but I can’t find it.. Hmm.. Can you give me the link?

31 01 2009
sarahp0pstar40

Hey Gianna!! I made some of my blog! :D U should check it out. Its called Sarahp0pstar’s blog! Thanks!!!! o and please comment on mine too its on wordpress

1 02 2009
sarahp0pstar40

I know its wordpress….. I’ll try to make u see it

1 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Thanks. :) I really wanna see it. :)

1 02 2009
☻Pamela♥April♥14☺

Wow! Those are so funny! Haha!

1 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Hahaha! I know, I LOVE them!

2 02 2009
leannefurryfriend1

Are all of this jokes from the bear new?

2 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Yep. From Bearville Times. :D

3 02 2009
☻Pamela♥April♥14☺

Yeah, because some look familiar! ♥♥♂☺☺▬▬☻☻♂♥♥ Why the heck did I do that? LOL

3 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Hahahaaaaa!

3 02 2009
☻Pamela♥April♥14☺

♥♂☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻▬▬▬☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺♂♥ Ooooooh I like this one better.

4 02 2009
☻Pamela♥April♥14☺

Hehe

4 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Hehehehe. :)

10 02 2009
vanessafan101

Well There Good But Didn’t Make Me Laugh

10 02 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Haha.. They make me laugh..

12 02 2009
Vanessafan101

Very Good Though!

2 03 2009
melodie

asome i am giong to school telling the bear joke that one was really really funny lol

3 03 2009
MelodyTaurus4

who are you
Melodie???????
My names Melody!
im not a poser im the real melody!
uuggghhh! :( :( :( :( waahhh wahhhh

4 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

they are not funny at all.if i liked them i would be lauging my head off. :|

4 03 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Haha. Well, they’re not like : AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA OR Rolling on the floor laughing, they’re more like : Hahaha.. Hehehhe.. HohoHo.. HiHiHi, HuHuHu… ;)

4 03 2009
vanessafan101

Yeah not funny

4 03 2009
MelodyTaurus4

why are u raining on her parade vanessa???!!
ur soo mean!

5 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

she meant the codes arnt funny!
guess what this st.patricks day,(yes!i live in Ireland!)
well for a while there will be pots of gold around town.
the one in uh town is €5
in green center theres €40 in it.i dident find any more lol

6 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

oh i found 2 more!one is in uh where u get to ur house and the other is in the forest some where i forget now

6 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

woah i got a hat from the foutain and it looks exalctly like the one my dad has that he wears going fishing or when hes doing something to his vegies garden.
lol
DADS GARDEN IS HUGE!WELL PART IS THE GARDEN THEN
IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE IS THE LAWN AND THEN BEHIND A FENCE
BEHIND THE LAWN THERES A FELID AND BEHING THE FEILD IS A RIVER AND THEN MY UNCLE TIMS FEILDS ARE EVERYWHERE

6 03 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

WHOA! REALLY! My dad’s garden is just filled with flowers. Nothing fancy. ;)

6 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

omg ITS A IRISH HAT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :shock:

6 03 2009
katieadventurebear23

Ha Ha I like this one -
Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

A: HIP-HOP

6 03 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Hahaha. Love it.

6 03 2009
katieadventurebear23

Whoa… soz… i can be weird somtimes :/

6 03 2009
vanessafan101

That’s a good joke Katie.But why does everyone keep saying i’m mean Kitten well my sister said her blog was stupid but it’s not then Katie and now Melody. people just don’t want me here do they.

6 03 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

I want you here. :) I like all my friends.. And GUYS WHAT DID I SAY! Hahaha, grrr, I hate yelling. No meaness!

We’re all furry, friendly, friends. :D

7 03 2009
vanessafan101

Thank you but if someone is mean to me I can’t make a blog or anything

7 03 2009
katieadventurebear23

Huh? Oh right, I get it. And I really want you here vanessa! I agree to gianna – we ar all furry, friendly, friends. :D

7 03 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

:)

7 05 2009
camila

hi

7 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

lol ok my diary on about (like about my day?)

9 03 2009
bananannanguyen

these jokes ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :) :D :) :D

9 03 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Haha! Don’t they? Babv has some funny bones in their bodies. ;)

9 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

oh thats a funny name!in a good way!

9 03 2009
vanessafan101

It’s a nice name

11 03 2009
vanessafan101

There not funny! My new bff has alot of humour and she even said they are sooo not funny! But if you like you them you can like them I just don’t think there funny that’s all I hope i’m not being mean…

13 03 2009
☻Pamela♥April♪14☺

By the way, it’s they’re, not there.

13 03 2009
LeahTrack6

i like pie because pie is yummy, and yummy pie is good for the soul.

13 03 2009
LeahTrack6

the is a trademark

13 03 2009
VanessaFan101

Oh! Who cares if it’s ther’re or there

13 03 2009
chloestuffedwithfun10

ok im angry and sad like :cry: and :evil:

14 03 2009
VANESSAFAN101

Why are you angry :twisted: and sad :sad:

14 03 2009
VANESSAFAN101

I mean :mad: yeah that’s the one not twisted!

15 03 2009
darkeclipse70

HI! ☆ ☆

16 03 2009
vanessafan101

Hello DarkClipse70!

22 03 2009
lovesurfer1 ♥

Ginna , on May 1 i want to have a Envirometol walk – if i spelled that right :oops:
i am hoping you all could come
den-sunnyville , USA
at 4:00-4:30 or longer

Please come -:mrgreen:

22 03 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Sure thing. :)

I’ll do my best to get there. ;)

22 03 2009
lovesurfer1 ♥

:oops:

i put – :mrgreen: & didn’t show up
:oops:

27 03 2009
vanessafan101

Me too…

27 03 2009
katieadventurebear23

Hey gianna! Were did you go?

19 04 2009
hollynovember

LOL

19 04 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

LOL! :D

20 04 2009
VanessaFan101

Holly you look like Gianna in her old avatar!

24 04 2009
vanessafan101

I like your avvie’s I’m gonna get one like that!

16 05 2009
AbbygailBBallBear4

Why are penguins famous on the internet?

because they have WEBB feet!!

LOL i hope you laugh at it!

16 05 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Lol.. I giggled. :D

12 07 2009
ABBYOUROCK734

LOL. THAT IS FUNNY.

19 05 2009
vanessafan101

Huh? Sorry I don’t get that joke

23 05 2009
♪Pamela♪

Well you know how swimming birds like penguins have WEBBED feet? Well, it’s like the worldwide WEB!

23 05 2009
VanessaFan101

Hmm not really funny

23 05 2009
♪Pamela♪

It’s clever, alright!

23 05 2009
vanessafan101

Well I don’t think it’s funny and it doesn’t really make sense (Sorry!)

24 08 2009
Abbyyourock734

Stop being mean vanessa Your just trying to make ginna and everyone else on this blog mad. Please be nice.

1 09 2009
selena

yeah it is hey i gotta joke why is tiger always bouncing on his tail so he would step on poo lol somone please laugh

24 05 2009
♪Pamela♪

People do have different opinions.

24 05 2009
♪Pamela♪

To some people things are funny, to others they aren’t.

24 05 2009
♪JennaFluffy19♪

LOL! I like the one that goes like…

Why do some fish live in salwater?

because pepper water makes them sneeze!

12 07 2009
ABBYOUROCK734

I KNOW THAT IS FUNNY!

24 05 2009
vanessafan101

Yeah I know that was my opinion

29 05 2009
vanessafan101

He I get that one Jenna!

30 06 2009
melodie

you stole it from buildabearville it is in the magizense you can’t steal it

1 07 2009
leahtrack6

Plenty of people have it on their blogs. It doesnt say anything against it.

12 07 2009
ABBYYOUROCK734

HEY. WHAT’S UP. I AM NEW TO THOS WEBSITE. BUT I LOVE IT AND GIANNA WILL YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON BABV. THANKS! ABBYYOUROCK734

13 07 2009
ZoeyCuddles779

rofl lol there all funny
heres and old one-q-what did the hiyena say to the other hiyena?
a- HIYlareous!
it is kinda lame lol

20 07 2009
leannefurryfriend1

These are good jokes!

28 07 2009
AbbyYouRock734

Hey. My name is AbbyYouRock734 and i really like this website.

29 07 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Thanks. :)

2 08 2009
AbbyYouRock734

U are welcome.

28 07 2009
Taniaqtpie

Those jokes are Funny!! LOL

28 07 2009
Taniaqtpie

Oh and Awesome website!!! i love it!

2 08 2009
AbbyYouRock734

Hey. Bff Taniagtpie. Whats up. How did you come on this website.

2 08 2009
AbbyYouRock734

Hey. TaniaQTpie what’s up. How did we end up on the same website.

2 08 2009
AbbyYouRock734

oops i did it 2 times LOL

17 08 2009
abbyyourock734

hey ginna just getting ready to go to school. Have you gone to school yet?

26 08 2009
VictoriaSuperstar91☺

How can we make joke?
But here’s when for you
“What happens when you put horse in the sea?”
“A Seahorse”

31 08 2009
Abbyyourock734

hi sam

31 08 2009
samanthaallheart1764

hi there…this is cool

18 01 2009
giannastuffedwithfun

Hahaha! Yeah, that’s ones funny!

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