Here are some pawsome jokes!
Q: What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?
A: A DinoSNORE!
Q: What’s an ocean’s favorite hairstyle?
A: Wavy!
Q: What kind of lion lives at the park?
A: Dandelion!
Q: What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A: A nervous rex!
Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A: Because they’re always stuffed!
Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
A: HIP-HOP
Q: How do you clean a tuba?
A: With a TUBA toothpaste!
Q: Where can you play elastic guitar?
A: In a RUBBER band!
Q: How do you cut the ocean in half?
A:With a SEA-SAW!
Q: What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A: Nothing, they just WAVED!
Q: What songs do planets sing?
A: NEPTUNES!
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: The SNOWBALL!
Q: What shivers at the bottom of the sea?
A: A NERVOUS WRECK!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It OVERSWEPT!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A BullDOZER!
Q: Why do some fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the computer go see a doctor?
A: It had a VIRUS!
Q: Whad did the dollar bill say to the coins?
A: You’ve CHANGED!
Q: What did one banana say to the other?
A: Let’s SPLIT!
Q: What’s a baker’s favorite game?
A: Tic Tac DOUGH!
Q: Why was the kid afraid of the computer?
A: He was afraid it would BYTE!
Q: What’s a computer’s favorite dance?
A: DISKO!
Q: Why’d the spider want a computer?
A: To get on the WEB!
You can find these in the local newspaper in Build-A-Bearville!
lol i love all of them they are all very hilarious
Haha! I know! They’re hysterical!
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Awesome blog! I love it!
lol i love the rubber band one
LOL
ROFL THOSE ARE FUNNY
I know, right? I love the Furry Funnies!
Rofl lol ha ha ha ha ha…
Hahahahaha.. I know… I love them…
I REALLY LOVE THESE JOKES. THEY ARE FUNNY
Hey Gianna!! I made some of my blog!
U should check it out. Its called Sarahp0pstar’s blog! Thanks!!!! o and please comment on mine too
Sure thing! I’ll check it out right now Sarah. :]
I tried to look for it, but I can’t find it.. Hmm.. Can you give me the link?
Hey Gianna!! I made some of my blog!
U should check it out. Its called Sarahp0pstar’s blog! Thanks!!!! o and please comment on mine too its on wordpress
I know its wordpress….. I’ll try to make u see it
Thanks.
I really wanna see it.
Wow! Those are so funny! Haha!
Hahaha! I know, I LOVE them!
Are all of this jokes from the bear new?
Yep. From Bearville Times.
Yeah, because some look familiar! ♥♥♂☺☺▬▬☻☻♂♥♥ Why the heck did I do that? LOL
Hahahaaaaa!
♥♂☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻▬▬▬☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺♂♥ Ooooooh I like this one better.
Hehe
Hehehehe.
Well There Good But Didn’t Make Me Laugh
Haha.. They make me laugh..
Very Good Though!
asome i am giong to school telling the bear joke that one was really really funny lol
who are you
waahhh wahhhh
Melodie???????
My names Melody!
im not a poser im the real melody!
uuggghhh!
they are not funny at all.if i liked them i would be lauging my head off.
Haha. Well, they’re not like : AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA OR Rolling on the floor laughing, they’re more like : Hahaha.. Hehehhe.. HohoHo.. HiHiHi, HuHuHu…
Yeah not funny
why are u raining on her parade vanessa???!!
ur soo mean!
she meant the codes arnt funny!
guess what this st.patricks day,(yes!i live in Ireland!)
well for a while there will be pots of gold around town.
the one in uh town is €5
in green center theres €40 in it.i dident find any more lol
oh i found 2 more!one is in uh where u get to ur house and the other is in the forest some where i forget now
woah i got a hat from the foutain and it looks exalctly like the one my dad has that he wears going fishing or when hes doing something to his vegies garden.
lol
DADS GARDEN IS HUGE!WELL PART IS THE GARDEN THEN
IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE IS THE LAWN AND THEN BEHIND A FENCE
BEHIND THE LAWN THERES A FELID AND BEHING THE FEILD IS A RIVER AND THEN MY UNCLE TIMS FEILDS ARE EVERYWHERE
WHOA! REALLY! My dad’s garden is just filled with flowers. Nothing fancy.
omg ITS A IRISH HAT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Ha Ha I like this one -
Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
A: HIP-HOP
Hahaha. Love it.
Whoa… soz… i can be weird somtimes :/
That’s a good joke Katie.But why does everyone keep saying i’m mean Kitten well my sister said her blog was stupid but it’s not then Katie and now Melody. people just don’t want me here do they.
I want you here.
I like all my friends.. And GUYS WHAT DID I SAY! Hahaha, grrr, I hate yelling. No meaness!
We’re all furry, friendly, friends.
Thank you but if someone is mean to me I can’t make a blog or anything
Huh? Oh right, I get it. And I really want you here vanessa! I agree to gianna – we ar all furry, friendly, friends.
hi
lol ok my diary on about (like about my day?)
these jokes ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha! Don’t they? Babv has some funny bones in their bodies.
oh thats a funny name!in a good way!
It’s a nice name
There not funny! My new bff has alot of humour and she even said they are sooo not funny! But if you like you them you can like them I just don’t think there funny that’s all I hope i’m not being mean…
By the way, it’s they’re, not there.
i like pie because pie is yummy, and yummy pie is good for the soul.
the is a trademark
Oh! Who cares if it’s ther’re or there
ok im angry and sad like
and
Why are you angry
and sad
I mean
yeah that’s the one not twisted!
HI! ☆ ☆
Hello DarkClipse70!
Ginna , on May 1 i want to have a Envirometol walk – if i spelled that right
i am hoping you all could come
den-sunnyville , USA
at 4:00-4:30 or longer
Please come -:mrgreen:
Sure thing.
I’ll do my best to get there.
i put –
& didn’t show up
Me too…
Hey gianna! Were did you go?
LOL
LOL!
Holly you look like Gianna in her old avatar!
I like your avvie’s I’m gonna get one like that!
Why are penguins famous on the internet?
because they have WEBB feet!!
LOL i hope you laugh at it!
Lol.. I giggled.
LOL. THAT IS FUNNY.
Huh? Sorry I don’t get that joke
Well you know how swimming birds like penguins have WEBBED feet? Well, it’s like the worldwide WEB!
Hmm not really funny
It’s clever, alright!
Well I don’t think it’s funny and it doesn’t really make sense (Sorry!)
Stop being mean vanessa Your just trying to make ginna and everyone else on this blog mad. Please be nice.
yeah it is hey i gotta joke why is tiger always bouncing on his tail so he would step on poo lol somone please laugh
People do have different opinions.
To some people things are funny, to others they aren’t.
LOL! I like the one that goes like…
Why do some fish live in salwater?
because pepper water makes them sneeze!
I KNOW THAT IS FUNNY!
Yeah I know that was my opinion
He I get that one Jenna!
you stole it from buildabearville it is in the magizense you can’t steal it
Plenty of people have it on their blogs. It doesnt say anything against it.
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rofl lol there all funny
heres and old one-q-what did the hiyena say to the other hiyena?
a- HIYlareous!
it is kinda lame lol
These are good jokes!
Hey. My name is AbbyYouRock734 and i really like this website.
Thanks.
U are welcome.
Those jokes are Funny!! LOL
Oh and Awesome website!!! i love it!
Hey. Bff Taniagtpie. Whats up. How did you come on this website.
Hey. TaniaQTpie what’s up. How did we end up on the same website.
oops i did it 2 times LOL
hey ginna just getting ready to go to school. Have you gone to school yet?
How can we make joke?
But here’s when for you
“What happens when you put horse in the sea?”
“A Seahorse”
hi sam
hi there…this is cool
Hahaha! Yeah, that’s ones funny!